• girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
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    untexting:

    i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

    (Source: greetings)

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    tsarbucks:

    tehlofflies:

    tsarbucks:

    you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

    "heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

    how do you know hell has wifi

    satan owes me several favors

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