cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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communistbakery:

when your friends say there are hot guys at the partyimage

(Source: communistbakery)

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  • me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
  • friend: nah, i'm fine
  • *arrives*
  • me: *eating cookies*
  • friend: give me one
  • me: are you fuckin kidding with me
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